Orgasmatron
A few Christmases ago I came across this little thing when I was searching for presents online, it looked so cool that I bought 2, one for a friend of mine who kept complaining about persistent headaches and 1 for me, because I was feeling particularly stressed out at that point in time!.
The orgasmatron arrives with all the spokes stretched out flat, you simply have to bend them into the shape pictured and pop it on your head, and then you wiggle it around, push it up and down, etc… and it releases all of your tension and stress and sends tingles down your spine, helping to chill you out when things are a bit hectic in your life.
The spokes are easily remoulded to fit any head shape. The tips of the spokes don’t drag against the skin or hurt, so it’s pretty much completely fool proof to use. It also comes with a little velvet bag for safe keeping. When you want to take the orgasmatron on a holiday or trip, you can simply pull the spokes back into a flat position and slide it into the velvet bag and when you reach your destination you can bend the spokes back into shape.
Everyone loves the orgasmatron, I’ve introduced lots of people to it and they all say the same thing.. “wow!”. It really does do wonders in treating stress and headaches, they should make them available in every work place in the country - everyone would be a lot less stressed out!.
| Merchant | Title | Price |
 | Orgasmatron | £15.95 |
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